Thursday, June 30, 2016

A Song 67



At Marine Drive
in Arabian Sea,
Kabir and Tuka
open the door at Peace
to knocks of
a coughing turtle,
a feverish snail,
without rainwear,
dumped by a rowdy July Sea.
Strepsils for turtle,
Vicks Vaporub for snail;
Ms. Parsi prepares a steamy,
ginger tea;
Mr. Parsi brings out ginger
biscuits;
put turtle and snail in bed;
snooze in deep-Sea sofas.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

A Song 66


At Marine Drive
in Arabian Sea,
Kabir and Tuka,
Ms. Parsi and Mr. Parsi,
in anti-clockwise time,
pray prayers in reverse,
start on back covers
of books,
blank calendars on tables,
in a cross-over living
angling for smiles. 

Admen and adwomen


Businee Line was born in Chennai on January 1994. No dummy runs, as understood. Unknown. No billboard told its birth. A boast seemingly did not fit the Boss, Executive Editor, K. Venugopal; perhaps, the editor in the world, always absent from the imprint line. For a year and more, BL had few ads, sometimes never. Honestly, BL grew without ads. A newspaper, a product (for admen and women, the world is a product) alive in 2016. 22 years old. Namma Ambi Parameswaran of Nawabs, Nudes, Noodles, could look up the BL case; chat K. Venugopal at Kasturi Buildings, Anna Salai, Chennai. The Hindu, born once upon a time, rarely walled the streets. Nawabs....is India through 50 years of advertising, an easy read of the 50 years me grew up an Indian using Lifebuoy, Bata, Colgate, Vicks and of course, The Statesman, Calcutta; enjoying forever the Maharaja of Bobby Kooka....and today Lenovo. Perhaps Nariman Point and Air India need a Kooka sculpture...'the little Maharaja was not born suddenly, as people imagine, but rather he evolved serendipitiously over a series of many avatars. The first one was in 1939, on a poster that showed a turbaned character being carried aloft by four eagles -- a take off on an old Persian legend. There was an immediate outcry from Bombay's Parsi community, who protested to JRD Tata that it insulted a much revered Zorastrian figure... In 1946, the Air India Maharaja first took the form in which we recognize him today..' writes Ambi sar. Maybe, the Maharaja needs to change his wardrobe... a mundu and jibba...with an ipad in hand...thats if Air India is around. Have 50 years of adding altered the Indian... he is changing ...will nawabs have biryanis and maharajas pulaos or will it be nudes and noodles....kantepohe is a breakfast must for Maharashtrians; dosas, wadas for Tamilians; paranthas for the wild north.... weddings were and are loud ...a Malayali wedding was a five minute affair at a temple; today, there is sangeet, mehendi, parties, Kalyan jewellers and at last the thali kattu....with food on contract; payasams and avials not cooked at the pandals by fleets of cooks; buffets. Ambi sar makes a lone confession: ' Indian food habits are among the most difficult to change and marketers have over the last fifty-plus years been trying to chip away food habits and attitudes that have been deeply ingrained in the Indian psyche for the last two millenia.'  Some relief. Rama goes to Uday Stores in Jayarajnagar, selects the wheat grain for the chakki ... Aashirwaad, Quaker Oats, Kellogg she passes by .... Shreya and Chiyu wangle Dominos and Maggis from Aji and Dakhi when father Rajesh goes to Pune on business ..When that happens, an Indian breakfasting, lunching, licking fingers, will not be. Our dear Nawabs and Maharajas and colours, no more. No laziness. No lovable paunches. India on diets, measuring vitamins, marathoning to stay fit.  Ads, Admen and  Adwomen will Cheers. Presume, Ambi sar will regret the shift. For rainy today, Ambi saar's literary output is enough. 

Raddi


Month-end. Madhavi places a steel ladder to the loft, climbs to bring down newspaper raddi. 'Kadki hai, ma, dal Rs.200 per kg, aloo Rs.24 per kg,' she tells Rama. Dal-rice-aloo, the dietary minimum. A raddi walla from UP has a shack opposite Dharma Nagar CHS; she calls him up and then start a tussle over weight and price; both are sharp; raddi weighs 9 kg and Madhavi pockets Rs. 81 to last till July 1 when the salaries will flow in. Madhavi is not particularly delighted as she expected more raddi; she knows why; 'Ma, aaj kal woh mota paper nahin padtha hai,' she remarks referring to the absence of The Times of India in the raddi. Times of India with Mumbai Mirror yields Rs.100 alone, she claims and Madhavi is missing it. Lady is sharp. Rama subscribes to three newspapers: Mint, The Indian Express and Mathrubhoomi; a dietician's delight but not so for Madhavi. She is pushing Rama into buying The Times and Rama is pushing her back. She reads Kannada newspapers or rather glances them, but does not buy them. But then Rs.81 is Rs.81 in a cashless economy in the purse.'Ma,aaj idli aur smabhar bananeka,' she announces to Rama. Every morning, she folds the day's editions even before they are glanced at or read, packs them neatly on the loft. She reminds Rama of her days with her journalist husband, bare of cash always, month-ends, for years. In Dombivili, she would unload the month's raddi, month-end, to a bhaiya. It was a distressing rite, a routine, thanks to journalism; financials improved with the entry of foreign news agencies and salaries sky-high to earth bound offers from Indian managements. Recently, Rama told Madhavi of doing away with newspapers as Internet served news and scandals, juicy and readable. Madhavi protested strongly; for a week she made elaborate inquiries; if she did not sight newspapers on the table in the morning, she anxiously probed Rama. Her daughter is in Class 10, eldest son in Class 9 and second son Class 8. Madhavi needs cash as schools are not free anymore from Class 8. She works at many homes in Dharma Nagar CHS; Rama seems to be the lone newspaper buyer; others do not, done away with the habit.   

Monday, June 27, 2016

Rainbows



Will sportskies have rainbows? At St. Francis and Don Bosco football grounds, school kids kick and pass, slush and footballs in Messi jersies. Grand-daughter Shreya sports a Messi shirt for school football with boys at Rustomjee. Will sportskies have rainbows? Will skysports, stars? Football, cricket, boxing, athletics, badminton, field hockey, tennis are serving no freshers. Messi gone, going by his words. After Rio, athletics will not Usain Bolt. Sports magic is in magic players; the players do not realise their magic; and that is the magic. Wimbledon and Paris greens 2016 have no mystery, no divine craft; the little is with the aged as Djokovic sent off an opponent called James Ward; quarter-way switched off TV. Wimbledon is 130 years old and wears it youngishly; aged legs and arms scramble for yellow balls with high tech strings and little convictions. Class matters. Style is must. Creation, Big Bang or not, was in poetic style. There is none or little in sports 2016. Technology souped by corporates has put speed into sports; sports skids; speed crunches the art of games; every sports is techo quick and humans find it hard to keep pace; grace is an armchair. Governing bodies have tweaked laws to quicken games, not necessarily interesting. A T20 is not a Test match. Badminton is all pace; tennis is the same. Corporates have made players and managers immensely rich. They will be around forever. But will sports have Magicians or will technology produce look alikes. Will sportsmen and women slip and drop? Maybe, one good day in 2020, robots could be on display at Olympics. Robots outsmarting humans. Maybe, maybe. Something the same at literary and film festivals funded by corporates; films do not last a screening, books not the festival; but all are happy, corporates most; robots will write War and Love. Most of us today look the same, today, furiously buttoning i-pads and mobiles; monotonous; will sports become that. Corporates will like it as more ipads mean more cash. More robots mean more wall space for ads. Cheap ipads have made us commoners all. None different from none. Messi, of all footballers today, is the difference. Usain Bolt, of all, has a boast, a style. Corporate Tech will be swamping us. Sports will not be fun, simple and plenty. Me wants Messi to spin and swing and swerve the football. Will sportskies have rainbows?  

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Ikiru (To Live)



Friend Kartik Iyer passed on Ikiru (To Live), a film by Akira Kurosawa. Ikiru lives, Kanji Watanabe (played by Takashi Shimura) lives, me lives, ordinarily. For 30 years Kanji Watanabe, a lowly bureaucrat, does nothing, like our IAS-IFS-IPS brigade; then one day some women demand a park; Watanabe hobbles past files and filed humans, gets a park done; dies; there is a shot of Watanabe playing the swings with a song -- perhaps the moment in Ikiru; a framed pix of Watanabe as friends argue him, a cinematic technique of Kurosawa, and Watanabe is many-angled. In between, Watanabe takes a young girl around the city he lives, buys a new hat which is reborn when a police inspector hands it over.... Kurosawa is a few jumps ahead of Adoor Gopalakrishnan... and Watanabe brings me to many bureaucrats. Perhaps, the first was Cotton Advisor, C. Sridharan in the Textile Commissioner Office, Churchgate and the few Textile Commissioners, all IAS. There were also bankers. In the last many, many years there has been not a bureaucrat of Front Pages; Dr. Raghuram Govind Rajan, in three years, became the Maharaja of Front Pages and Breaking News. Surely, most disliked the affection. Tavleen Singh in The Indian Express asks: Too big for his boots? ... writes: So the Indian economy has survived the imminent exit of the Governor of the RBI. For months it felt as if the departure of Raghuram Rajan would signal not just the collapse of the Indian economy, but of India ...Lastly, can we hope that the next RBI governor reverts to playing the silent and dignified role that governors best played?' Me do not agree with Dr. Rajan, me is not upset over his US trip, yet Mint Street will miss him, me also. He like Watanabe tried to stand up in his shoes, not sit in his chair; grazed away from files; made sense on the intolerance debate in an ever intolerant, mean India today. Long ago, an RBI governor, Dr. R.N. Malhotra, openly disagreed with the government over farm loan waiver of some Rs.10,000 crore. But the government kept him. Watanabe puts up a park when government servants, his friends, well.. turn and twist and gossip. And why should not a bureaucrat talk up when it is fair to put the bureaucrat down publicly? Is it fair? Poet Yevtushenko poets, 'Gentleness is a posthumous honour,' and in a second song, Talk:

You're a brave man they tell me.
I'm not.
Courage has never been my quality. ...
How sharply our children will be ashamed
taking at last their vengeance for these horrors
remembering how in so strange a time
common integrity could look like courage.

Sayanora, Watanabe and Dr. Rajan. 

A Song 65



A wet crow.
A wet gulmohur.
A wet morning.